The Super Bowl is always a great excuse to throw a party, invite your closest friends, and get super drunk while yelling at dudes playing with balls. Even if you don’t like football, you can still celebrate this momentous occasion by eating yourself into a coma.
This year’s Super Bowl food sales are out of control and the biggest problem you’re going to have this Sunday isn’t deciding what to eat, but making the difficult choice of what not to eat.
Here are some prime deals:
Dominos Pizza: If you’re looking to get a few pizzas super cheap, you can enjoy two or more medium pizzas (with two toppings) for $5.99 each. You want to go bigger? Plan ahead and order carryout. You’ll only pay $7.99 for a large pizza with three toppings. But that’s not even the best part: According to Business Insider, if you order via Facebook messenger (you can delete it right after!) you can take 20 percent off all menu-priced items!
Little Caesars: You like pepperoni? Because if you like pepperoni you’re going to love Little Caesar’s. They’re dropping the price of this classic pizza down to five bucks come game day.
Papa John’s: If you’re a fan of Papa John’s, which is sponsoring this year’s Super Bowl, you can take 40 percent off all online purchases through February 12. Use coupon code SAVE6 and claim your pie!
Papa Murphy’s: An All Meat pizza is just nine bucks between now and the 19th. Enjoy it on Super Bowl Sunday and then turn right back around and order another one for Valentine’s Day.
Pizza Hut: You having a huge party? Awesome, because Pizza Hut (which, we feel obligated to remind you, still offers stuffed crust pizzas) has a “Big Party Deal” going. You get two large two-topping pizzas and breadsticks for $19.99.
KFC: If you’ve got 10 dollars, you’ll be rewarded with an embarrassment of riches. Your only dilemma: Will that tenner cover 12 hot wings, six pieces of chicken, popcorn nuggets, or nine extra crispy tenders? (We say go for the extra crispy tenders. Don’t care what anyone else says.)
Little Caesars: Get an 8-piece order of roasted, BBQ, Buffalo or garlic parmesan wings for just five bucks. Combine it with the pizza offer above and never go shopping for food again! (Until like Tuesday.)
Round Table Pizza: Place a $15 order, use the code ‘webwings’ and grab an 8-piece of boneless wings or a 6-piece order of regular wings for free!
Popeyes: Six classic Cajun wings and buttermilk dressing will set you back just $3.99.
Wing Stop: For $20, you get 25 boneless wings in up to three flavors. You want more? Get two dips and two drinks, too!
Applebee’s: If you’re planning to watch the game on site, you can get a $15 bucket of beers and five dollar apps at the bar.
Boston Market: Who says this place is only for Thanksgiving? Buy an individual meal and drink and get a second meal free!
Dave & Buster’s: What better way to enjoy the day than getting pleasantly sloshed and playing video games before the Patriots take on the Falcons. Enjoy $7 appetizers in addition to drink specials when you dine in.
Olive Garden: Hospitaliano is exactly what’s missing from your party. Get $5 off any to-go order that’s over $30.
P.F. Chang’s: Catering your event? Take 20 percent off takeout and catering through the 5th. Use the code GAMEDAY. 24 hour notice required! If your order is over $100, delivery is free (check participating locations).
Wendy’s: Get a Big Meal for $4 (unless you live in Alaska or Hawaii; it’s full price there.)
White Castle: Receive 20 percent with code SAVE20 when you order online or through the app.
Black Angus Steakhouse: A steakhouse bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a 16-ounce Bud Light (the best beer) will run you $10. Want to eat at the Bullseye Bar? Get drinks and apps for $4, $5, or $6 dollars.
Hooters: We’ve saved the best for last! Your favorite wing, leg, and thigh restaurant (soon to introduce male servers!) is offering several good deals. First, there’s the AFC package (dine in or take out!) which will run you $74.95 for 75 traditional or boneless wings, blue cheese and/or ranch, and celery (you need it for stamina). You want shrimp? Add it to your order for $19.95. The NFC package, for anyone who’s really hungry will get you 150 wings for $142.95.